Genre: Juvenile NonfictionPublisher: Simon and SchusterISBN10: 274Copyright Year: 2019-08-20File Format: PDF, EPUBFile Download: 128Price: FREEDESCRIPTION: A hilarious collection of 350 unique riddles and puns for smart back-to-school fun, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder? A: To reach the high notes! Q: What object is king of the classroom? A: The ruler! Belly Laugh Hysterical Schoolyard Riddles and Puns for Kids is full of hilarious back-to-school fun! From snappy puns to clever riddles, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings.
Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is ideal for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment! Genre: Juvenile NonfictionPublisher: Simon and SchusterISBN10: 250Copyright Year: 2019-03-19File Format: PDF, EPUBFile Download: 128Price: FREEDESCRIPTION: A hilarious collection of 350 unique gross jokes, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it! What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
You look a bit flushed! Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious and disgusting fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home.
For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!
Genre: Family & RelationshipsPublisher: Hachette UKISBN10: 680Copyright Year: 2014-01-07File Format: PDF, EPUBFile Download: 192Price: FREEDESCRIPTION: The New York Times bestseller-never shy, frequently crude and always funny, Jenny McCarthy gives the lowdown on pregnancy in the grittiest girlfriend detail Revealing the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the inevitable disfigurement that go along with pregnancy, Jenny McCarthy tells you what you can really expect when you're expecting! From morning sickness and hormonal rage, to hemorrhoids, granny panties, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant, or, indeed, has ever been born! Genre: Juvenile FictionPublisher: Penguin UKISBN10: 781Copyright Year: 2014-06-26File Format: PDF, EPUBFile Download: 384Price: FREEDESCRIPTION: The Matrix meets Oliver Twist! WARP: The Hangman's Revolution is the second book in a major new series by Eoin Colfer, the bestselling author of Artemis Fowl. Agent Chevie Savano is trapped in a nightmare future.
Unless she can return to 19th-century London and change the course of history, millions will die. Luckily she has Riley the boy magician and a Victorian gangster with lovely hair to help her battle two crazed villains, who have brought the military technology of the future back in time - with potentially disastrous consequences. The stakes are higher than the hangman's noose and only Chevie can save the day. Assuming she can avoid being killed by a couple of psycho warrior-nuns first. 'Colfer has the ability to make you laugh twice over: first in sheer subversive joy at the inventiveness of the writing, and again at the energy of the humour' - Sunday Times 'Readers mourning the end of the Artemis Fowl series can take heart.the time-bending WARP series is an all-out blast.'
- Publishers Weekly. Genre: Juvenile NonfictionPublisher: Scarecrow PressISBN10: Copyright Year: 2010-03-19File Format: PDF, EPUBFile Download: 240Price: FREEDESCRIPTION: There are a host of books on dieting, nutrition, cooking, and all other areas related to food, yet books targeted to teens tend to emphasize weight and the dangers of unhealthy eating.
Food Choices: The Ultimate Teen Guide provides teens with a new look at food and eating. In this book, author Robin Brancato chooses not to dwell on food-related pathologies like anorexia, bulimia, or obesity. Instead, she guides teens into a greater knowledge and enjoyment of food and healthy eating. This book discusses numerous topics related to food and eating, including the biological and chemical reasons we prefer certain foods and the eating habits that are unique to teens today.
This book also covers the latest medical research, the vast amount of literature on weight loss and dieting, and the cultural influences that affect what food we eat. Throughout, teens are presented with the best tips on how to develop healthy eating habits for a lifetime of enjoying food. Genre: FictionPublisher: Baker BooksISBN10: 052Copyright Year: 2013-02-01File Format: PDF, EPUBFile Download: 368Price: FREEDESCRIPTION: A Thrilling New Romantic Suspense from the Genre's Newest Star Piper McKenna couldn't be more thrilled that her prodigal brother, Reef, has returned to Yancey, Alaska, after five years. But her happiness is short-lived when Reef appears at her house covered in blood. A fellow snowboarder has been killed-but despite the evidence, Reef swears he's innocent.
And Piper believes him. Deputy Landon Grainger loves the McKennas like family, but he's also sworn to find the truth.
Piper is frustrated with his need for facts over faith, but he knows those closest to you have the power to deceive you the most. With his sheriff pushing for a quick conviction, some unexpected leads complicate the investigation, and pursuing the truth may mean risking Landon's career. With Piper waging her own search, the two head deep into Canada's rugged backcountry-and unexpected complications. Not only does their long friendship seem to be turning into something more, but this dangerous case is becoming deadlier with each step.
Find more information about:ISBN:2281OCLC Number:742516607Description:1 online resource (x, 165 pages)Contents:So you got knocked up? (getting pregnant) -Honey, your sperm really do work! (pregnancy test) -Barf-o-rama (morning sickness) -Niagara in my pants (vaginal discharge) -Psycho chick (hormonal rage) -Holy shit, I think I hard-boiled my baby! (taking hot baths) -Granny panties (letting go of the g-string) -I can either pee on you or you can get the hell out of my way!
(frequent pee breaks) -Passing stonehenge (constipation) -Is it a penis or a vagina? (finding out the sex) -Can I have a mustard sandwich with pickles, anchovies, peanut butter, and a little cottage cheese? Oh, and throw a few fish sticks on there! (cravings) -Where in the hell can I find a muumuu? (nothing to wear) -Freddy Kruger ain't got nothing on me! (dreams) -Is that an apple on your rectum, or are you happy to see me?
(hemorrhoids) -Hi, porn star! (engorged breasts) -Ready and squeeze. Your kegels (an exercise for the vagina) -Well, it's not 1972 anymore! (baby boomers explaining how it was in their day) -Did a sewer tank explode, or did you just fart? (gas) -Hands off, dude! (strangers touching your belly) -I can't see! I'm bleeding!
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I can't stand it! (weird and painful bits and pieces) -Www.ihavetostopbuyingbabyshit.com (on-line baby stores) -Is it hot in here or is it just me? It's just me (hot flashes and fainting spells) -Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooooooohhhhhhh! I'll take another one of those please! (orgasms in pregnancy) -The crying game (hormonal blues) -So, anyway, like I was saying.
Wait, what was I saying? (wandering mind) -Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest pregnant lady of them all?
Clearly not you, lady! (face acne and rashes) -It's a bird! It's a plane!! No, it's a really swollen pregnant lady! (water retention) -The McRib sandwich (back pain) -Headaches (headaches.
Duh) -That ain't my ass! (cellulite gain) -No, not yet! I'm not ready for this yet! (premature labor) -Poopin' on the table (the dark side of delivery) -The blue twinkies (your swollen vagina) -Die, model bitch, die! (hating skinny people) -Ooooh! I think I felt the baby move. Or maybe it's just gas (baby kicks) -Organizing freak (your nesting instinct) -Breathing for dummies (Lamaze) -What the fu.k are these?
(stretch marks) -I just need to lie down for, like, five minutes. Okay, maybe three months (sleepiness) -Pig in the pasture (sex in the ninth month) -The moment of truth (labor and delivery) -Let me repeat (husband no no's).Responsibility:Jenny McCarthy.More information:.Abstract. 'This girl is funny.If you need a good laugh, then pick this one up.' -Times Herald Record 'Prepare yourself for more than a few laugh-out-loud moments when Jenny serves up the insights you rarely read about.' -eDiets.com 'Hilarious.' -Playboy 'Frank and humorous.' -Miami Herald 'Brutally honest and funny in a way the other pregnancy books wouldn't dare.'
-Carolina Parent 'A no-holds-barred account.Ideal for anyone who is pregnant, plans to become pregnant or has ever been pregnant.' -Los Angeles Family 'A book for the expectant mother who needs a few moments of frivolity.' -Hudson Valley News 'Jam packed with side splitting stories.The cool part about the book is that it doesn't really matter if you have 1 kid or 10 or if you're a guy or a girl. McCarthy's book has a little something for everyone.Graphic yet hysterical stories.A fun quick read that both you and your significant other can enjoy.'
-MediaMikes.com 'One of the most honest, funny accounts I've read of pregnancy to date.' -Always Aubrey Read more.